Lee and the Evil Mrs. McLoon

The librarian at our school is a witch

I do believe

We haven't seen Taylor Jones

since she grabbed her by the sleeve

With powers supernatural

that's old Mrs. McLoon

she turned Evan Jones

into a hairy baboon

The principal Mr. Ned,

away from her did he scoot

When she arrived wearing peace signs

and waving eye of newt

They say Mrs. McLoon

dances in the dead of night

Her house is haunted

it is really quite a sight

She tends, combs and cuddles

a whole herd of black cats

When she opens up the windows,

out comes the black bats

The math teacher zombied out

and almost fell

Mary Alice White saw her

cast that spell

Don't go in the library

and ask for anything factual

Because like I said,

Mrs. McLoon's supernatural!

People are disappearing in this town

left and right

And it's still three weeks left

until Halloween night

Why does everyone act

like there's nothing going on?

At night you can hear the wind

make the spirits moan

She gave my mom chocolates,

I tried to intercede

Now she has her evil sights

set solidly on me!

I'm sitting in class when the teacher

says, "Hey Lee..."

"Go and find Macy,

she's in the library!"