Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Saturday, October 24, 2015

The Ice Man is Coming

The hobgoblins quiver
when the Ice Man goes by
when he crashes Hallow's eve
makes little witches cry
the ghosts are left motionless
the gouls are overcome
when the Ice Man goes raging
the tricksters go numb
The wolves, bats and spirits
are stiffly about
When the Ice Man is afoot
and begins to shout
Some say it is Big Foot
dressed in costume
the little dark ones are glum
and stay in their room
The poltergeists become frigid
and the shadow people are stiff
when the Ice Man breaks out
and causes a shift
Part Abominable Snowman
very unspritely you see
The Ice Man gets loose
and shouts mightily
and the north wind it blows
and the shadows do creep
cold takes the Indian Summer
as we shiver in sleep
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Thursday, October 22, 2015

Halloween Acrostic

Horrendous atmosphere
A haint, I ain’t
Lonely
Lost
On
West Street
Evil Lurks
Evil Lingers
Nobody is safe
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Mrs. McLoon and the Werewolf

The witch Mrs. McLoon
harbors a grudge
She dislikes her neighbor
he’s such a drudge
Mrs. McLoon decided
to change Sid one day
She had had enough
going to make him pay
Mrs. McLoon was to get even
so you know what she did?
Decided to turn him into a werewolf,
this poor fellow Sid
She mixed a concoction,
a potion so stellar
Meaning to turn Sid
into a wolf fella
She planned a big, wild werewolf
to howl at the moon
Oh, she was bad,
that savage Mrs. McLoon
Something went awry
with that particular spell
Sid was no werewolf
out haunting the dell
Instead with that potion
he transformed true to task
Sid then became
the green guy from Mask
He hyped up and he ran
and he painted the town
The old Sid we once knew
became quite the clown
He captured Cameron Diaz
and zip in a flash
He was robbing banks, tackling gangstas
and spending the cash!
Mrs. McLoon was befuddled
no wolf fella was he
So we watched her late night
as she brewed special tea
Sid seemed pretty happy
more popular now in green
And townspeople prefer
no werewolves to be seen
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Sunday, October 11, 2015

Lee and the Evil Mrs. McLoon

The librarian at our school is a witch
I do believe
We haven't seen Taylor Jones
since she grabbed her by the sleeve
With powers supernatural
that's old Mrs. McLoon
she turned Evan Jones
into a hairy baboon
The principal Mr. Ned,
away from her did he scoot
When she arrived wearing peace signs
and waving eye of newt
They say Mrs. McLoon
dances in the dead of night
Her house is haunted
it is really quite a sight
She tends, combs and cuddles
a whole herd of black cats
When she opens up the windows,
out comes the black bats
The math teacher zombied out
and almost fell
Mary Alice White saw her
cast that spell
Don't go in the library
and ask for anything factual
Because like I said,
Mrs. McLoon's supernatural!
People are disappearing in this town
left and right
And it's still three weeks left
until Halloween night
Why does everyone act
like there's nothing going on?
At night you can hear the wind
make the spirits moan
She gave my mom chocolates,
I tried to intercede
Now she has her evil sights
set solidly on me!
I'm sitting in class when the teacher
says, "Hey Lee..."
"Go and find Macy,
she's in the library!"
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