In light of all the things
there are to dread
meet PowerPoint Ted
He's a Power Talker,
a real Word Rocker
Who likes turning
his back on folks
And clicking that
small remote
We watch him like an
Army of the Dead
Charts, graphs, symbols
and the sales stats of Ted
To say it mildly,
he's more than a bore
And surely doesn't understand
that less is more
Can you spell repetitious
Ted the Obnoxious Officious?
We attempt to connect
take away then dissect
Ted's bullet points
are rambling
Our next career
may be in gambling
Information overload,
Ted's in way too deep
PowerPoint goes on and on
making us hostages weep
Then there's a SNAP
and Beth's on her feet
Grabs Ted by the throat
and he's white as a sheet!
We rebound from our coma
and try to reach Beth
As PowerPoint Ted
comes so close to death
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