Friday, February 3, 2017

Superbowl Sermon

Reverend Mosley surveyed the restless crowd. Grown men fidgeting in their seats like five-year-old boys, their wives sliding them mean glances here and there. Mrs. Hooper was seated at the organ across from Mrs. Smith at the piano ready for a duel. I preferred the deep organ chords, and they way they took the music and built it into a crescendo battle, of sorts. It was five minutes until twelve noon on Superbowl Sunday, 1979 on the day that the Dallas Cowboys played the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Even as the choir bellowed, “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot,” we saw the look in the Reverend’s eyes. It was a comin’ to Jesus meeting in the making. Somehow I knew staring at the back of Alice White’s shapely curls, that the fried chicken was gonna be cold that day and that the time for kickoff was rapidly approaching. I looked nervously at Benny and Clint. Their eyes had glazed into a hard stare on the back of the oak church pew in front of them. It was the same stare we all adopted sometimes during history class lecture. I looked over at Ed Stephens and tried to concentrate on his John Lennon tattoo which looked more like a wizard or something weird. Tick tock, my watch was screaming at me. Reverend Mosley rose and walked to the pulpit. Click, click, click went his Sunday shoes tapping on the floor. He looked down momentarily, then slowly lifted his eyes to take in his flock. All was quiet. Finally, it was time for the closing argument, the one where it would be up to us to decide the fate of our souls if we had not accepted Him into our hearts.
“In a couple minutes, ya’ll are gonna go home. And turn on the Tee Vee. Where we get all our information, all the time. Yes indeed. In-For-Mation! These times we live in. These times right now. There is peril out there. Oh yes, and deception. Can I ask you, what is ruling our lives? What is ruining our lives? Is the television set the most important thing?”
I could feel myself in shouting inside my head….Don’t do it, man, Don’t do it, Reverend.
“Is it Jesus or the Dallas Cowboys? Jesus or the Cowboys? I say to all of you right here, right now, Jesus is more important! Yes, Jesus.”
“Amen Reverend!” shouted Mr. Simmons from the front, and with that, a stampede ignited toward the door. Nobody looked back. I’ll bet Reverend Mosley was even glad the Cowboys lost that year.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Confessions of a 4th Grade Athlete by L.T. Garvin

Summer is here which brings it closer to the upcoming football season which brings it closer to unleashing the whimsical characters in my book, Confessions of a 4th Grade Athlete.  There are many valid questions that begged to be answered:
Why are we football-obsessed in the South?
Why do we love working out in 100+ degree weather?
Why do we chase an oblong leather ball around like our lives depended on it?
None of these questions; however, are answered in this book.  Nope, for those answers you will have to look elsewhere, but in this book you can discover a boy named Nate and his quest to become a star athlete amidst the scholarly demands of elementary school.  So I will be writing, blogging, promoting, reading and generally working pretty hard this summer.  I am not sure at this time if the saga of Nate will continue or not, as the Attention Monster is apparently holding my imagination hostage as he sometimes did when Nate attempted to concentrate in class.
If you would like some insight on the crazy game of football, and how we glorify it, then here is my  nostalgic summation of that all-important last game:
You can also see that Nate may closely resemble this young man who did achieve a measured amount of local glory upon that hallowed football field that holds the dreams and aspirations of the populations of both large and small towns all over the nation as we grasp the long and wondrous days of summer and watch them unfold into the promise of fall.  You can also see that this sentence is much too long.  Hoping everyone in WordPress Land has a great Memorial Day weekend for those who celebrate it.
Illustrations by: Corbin Hillam.  Publication by Crystal Publishing, LLC
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Sunday, April 17, 2016

Joshua Tree

Ain’t nothing magic
about Joshua Tree
as you venture there
on bended knee
no drink in the desert
to quench that thirst
clear air current
in the vast desert
cactus tree
laces like fingers
bell inside your head
lingers…
dull pain shears
and tatters
caring for naught,
you stagger
bottle stupor, one life no cure
desert curse, course unsure
ain’t no magic here
no wizard spell
no breaks, no solace
no place to dwell
take your demon drink,
you know it well
decaying now,
this human shell
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Saturday, April 16, 2016

Spring Arriving

Nap if you will
in this perfect spring
dormancy awakened
just before summer
breathes its dragon fervor
casting a sunburnt crust
over this new, vibrant beauty
this hint of a quasi-promise
weaving a fine thread of solace
all gone too soon
Apollo draws his
golden chariot
fueling in turn
both poetry and plague
past where the sorrow kids speak
past where the muted hearts weep
Spring’s herald song
vast glory in color
fading out
before the fire winds
parch the dull earth
cutting the soil into bits
like overbaked brownies
Bringing us out of charmed wonder
our fleeting lullaby
to greet that
mammoth sun
spinning solar fire
axis swirling like mad desire.
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Saturday, March 12, 2016

Gulf Storm

When the clouds drop
low and ominous
reminding me of a
Gulf storm coming
after a pleasant fall day
digging a midst bulbs and sprouts
never saw that baby copperhead
small pit viper, it was
trying as I was
to make indentations
in that dark earth
masking thoroughly
the uneasiness of the raven's nest
the troubles that dominate inside
lace ropes of frailty
wrapping the inner chamber
that storm due in
an uncertain flood plain
bayous cut deep
will swarm with gators, snakes
better to stumble upon the copperhead
and not the coral snake
red and yellow
kill a fellow
and even a brooding girl
with a petulant pout...
but I choose rather to think
of fall flowers
black-eyed Susan
rock rose
blood sage
and not lurking serpents
the curse of a malicious existence
so I leave that nightmarish daydream
not daring to delve
into the impending storm
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The Pretty Girls

When pretty little mean girls
grab your favorite green exercise ball
and shun you there at recess
in your worn, glitter shoes
with the backs undone
and ankles spilling out
in unmatched socks
your little mind struggling
trying to find a reason
to see who they are
trying to forget what you are
wondering how they
got so lucky
in their perfect little
Children's Place outfits
with their little pug noses
looking at each other
right in the eye
as they deny
your little place in the world
they don't want the ball
but they want everyone to
accept their places
bow to acknowledge
little pretty girl faces
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The History of Moons

Looking upward this morning
that lingering, scheming white moon
still hanging in the early sky
with the sun just up
competing for world dominion
in great, golden hues
There were other
celestial novelties
long ago, you know
sliced moons, just a hint of mischief
great, full romantic ones
viewed while driving
in a silver Monte Carlo
flirting with the idea of love
and the brewing of disaster
Looking into dark eyes
smoldering, melting, dissolving
that ultimate thrill
winding, unfaithful river
thunderstruck in confinement
driving by my house
in the dead of night
no headlights
it's way too late
heartache in every corner
of town
glaring daylight
fills an Algebra class
with a dark presence
uncomfortable reality
invariably an irrational variable
repetition of lessons lost
oh, the pains of wisdom
under that same moon
many moons ago...